What's up muttin lickers! You've made it to the ringtone section. We're offering kick ass ringtones plucked lovingly from that which we spewed from our brains. Each ringtone costs a mere .99 cents. That's right folks, a mere .99 cents. With each ringtone purchased you're putting a jr. bacon cheese burger in each one of our mouths.

Guess what else we're selling! Super Slick wallpapers for your cellular communication device! Imagine everytime you opened up our phone - as a matter of fact let's fast foward to you minutes after purchasing a Rat Chicken wallpaper. (you with and english accent) "What glorious splendour! Is that my sweet Rat Chicken taking a pretty little hen to town, and from the back side no less! Hallelujah, Christmas has done come early!"

Wow, I didn't know you were going to be that excited. Well I'm happy for you. Spread the word.

Need help getting started?

- Click on any of the rintones to hear a preview. You can also click it a second time to stop it.

- Once you're ready to purchase a ringtone, hit the buy button and follow the instructions.

- For wallpapers, select the wallpaper tab and click on any of the wallpapers to enlarge your view.

- Again, when you're ready to buy, hit the buy button and follow the instructions.